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Greetings everyone. I'm going to share a darn interesting & cool thingy with you people. Last night while baby and I was watching DVD in the living room, baby's phone rang. There's this guy who called her and talk all sort of craps. Well, it started to be quite bored and he started to talking how great about him and things like that. I was not too sure about what they chatted. After 40 min ++, the conversation ended. Then, my babe told me this guy is so fond of himself till saying things like his background is so good. He is more than 180cm tall, he is earning 5 figures income every month, he is damn handsome, he has got models & air-stewardess surround him all the time (and he is not interested! haha!). BUT, guess what he said, he said that he knows life is short. So, he wants to take the opportunity to CONFESS and tell my dear he has got feeling on her and stuffs. He said he doesn't care whether my dear has a boyfriend now a not because he thinks if her boyfriend (which is ME) called him to scold him and this will make him think that her boyfriend is very immature and he will look down on the boyfriend.
Want to know my respond? I show you people a picture! :)
I will present him a MIDDLE FINGER!No, don't get me wrong. I'm not jealous about this silly guy act. Ha-ha! Because he is just a damn bloody lunatic which have got nothing better to do in the night and probably staying at home because he has got no friend (what more girls) to ask him out, browsing his damn shitty phone (perhaps don't even have a camera) for girls contacts and call them one by one. Ha-ha! Isn't it funny?
Let me explain to you:
1) Before everything, I want to talk about the 5 FIGURES salary! Look, if you are earning 5 figures salary. What on earth on you doing at home in a Saturday night? You probably driving your sport car picking up a chick heading to the most popular club in the town for the latest club dance session; or you probably drinking red wine in a 5 stars hotel talking business deals with your customers or suppliers; or you would have your time sleeping due to the busy day dealing with work! You think 5 figures income workload is easy? He is a damn douche bag! Haha!
2) If he is over 180 cm and damn handsome, he probably has already got a girlfriend. Please take note of the point that he is damn tall and damn handsome is ALL IS HIS OWN BLOODY POINT OF VIEW. If he is a normal guy that has got normal personality, I'm fucking sure he will at least get a normal girl and won't go fucking flirting around like what he does.
3) If he is surround by all the gorgeous models and hot air-stewardess, he probably won't even have the time to shit; what more calling my girl, a University undergraduate. If he has so many choices out there, do you think he will be that stupid don't want to choose them and want to go after someone that he doesn't contact like 2-3 years? then, suddenly bum out and say I got feeling to you to my girl? He doesn't even meet my dear for 2-3 times! He doesn't contact her for the past 1 years and 5 months that we have been together.
The story continues here..............
So, I rang the idiot up right after babe tell me everything. I use English to speak with him and use all sorts of bombastic word to greet him and talk with the western slang. Guess what is his respond? He can't even react and speak proper English. He talks like a...eh... ya...o...no... i think har... yes lo.. no leh... Oh hell! You are telling my dear that you have the utmost heart to be success in life and you are venturing business soon, but............... YOU CAN'T EVEN SPEAK NORMAL ENGLISH! How on earth are you going to deal if you unable to even communicate with people around you. FUCK YOUR LIFE!
He says things like fair competition and bla bla bla...... I ask him why is he so worried as I am not calling him to scold him and I'm not even pissed off. He said he is ok and things like that. I bet his leg would be probably shivering like nobody business and don't even know what to react or maybe checking his 800pages thick old school dictionary looking up for words that he doesn't understand what I'm saying. Oh my God! I feel so pathetic to him.
How could there be such a damn guy is around me. My dear told her mama about this, and she can only laugh about the silly guy. HAHAHAHAHA
That's all for today. :) I got lots of pictures in the camera. Will upload soon. Cheers
